Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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