Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
