You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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