I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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