ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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