He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
there is puke in my bra ... again
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