Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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