Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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