Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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