who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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