i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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