you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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