yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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