it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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