the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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