glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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