So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i will never coherently bang her
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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