Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
