Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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