Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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