i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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