...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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