I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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