How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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