I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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