I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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