we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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