I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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