I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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