i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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