I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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