I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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