she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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