Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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