ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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