Define "chronic" masturbator.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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