I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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