I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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