i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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