i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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