just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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