I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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