This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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