the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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