Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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