4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
