i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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