your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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