normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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