But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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