This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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