you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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