I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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