so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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