I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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