Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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